She drives you crazy!
Yet you wanna take her out for a drive.
Hello, stallions and ponies. (Not forgetting the ducks and thimble-dicks!)
Who's b-b-b-back for more? Obvious, isn't it?
Thing is, who knows for how long I can keep this faux pas up.
Anyway, mundane salutations aside...
It's the holidays, bitches! Ring some bells and pop some champagne!
Just don't hang out with the fat hooker. What am I here for, gee.
I'm heading out for the RGS concert later on.
(God, save me. Should I come naked?)
I'd rather watch re-runs of the very bad episodes of F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
No, really. I'm not lying.
Right now, I'm just contemplating about life.
Giving myself a thought and shoving a pickle up some people's noses.
(That means you, Mike.)
Have you noticed how quaint your own little humble abode is?
When nobody's around and you're immersed within your own presence and smell?
(Are those your socks?!)
Let's all enjoy it for once and take a huge whiff of what we call 'life'.
Yet you wanna take her out for a drive.
Hello, stallions and ponies. (Not forgetting the ducks and thimble-dicks!)
Who's b-b-b-back for more? Obvious, isn't it?
Thing is, who knows for how long I can keep this faux pas up.
Anyway, mundane salutations aside...
It's the holidays, bitches! Ring some bells and pop some champagne!
Just don't hang out with the fat hooker. What am I here for, gee.
I'm heading out for the RGS concert later on.
(God, save me. Should I come naked?)
I'd rather watch re-runs of the very bad episodes of F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
No, really. I'm not lying.
Right now, I'm just contemplating about life.
Giving myself a thought and shoving a pickle up some people's noses.
(That means you, Mike.)
Have you noticed how quaint your own little humble abode is?
When nobody's around and you're immersed within your own presence and smell?
(Are those your socks?!)
Let's all enjoy it for once and take a huge whiff of what we call 'life'.